• How to kill a spider:
  • get a piece of tissue paper
  • approach it slowly
  • and very carefully
  • burn the house down.
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having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once

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